I was talking to someone yesterday, and somehow it came up that she had a Jello butt.
[Not for nothing, but there are many times when I cannot reveal the substance of my goings on, because they threaten national security, or confidentiality, or possibly taffy. Can I just say that I wish Wish WISH I could tell you the details of this particular conversation?]
Anyway, the person I was speaking to did not like being called Jello Butt, whereas I tried to impress upon the person how much of a complement it was.
"Men," I said persuasively, "like there to be a little 'junk in the trunk'"
Okay, maybe not so persuasively, as a five minute fight ensued. But it got me to thinking, "Is 'Junk in the Trunk' the only rhyming euphemism for what we're talkinga about?" I think not.
So, I set to coming up with a list, and, being me, ranking that list. (I also came up with a LOT of pictures, but for decorum's sake, I'm only posting a couple.) Remember, we're going to descriptive rhyming terms that describe that certain.....stature and movement one admires so much in the Women's Movement."
And without further ado, I present the
TOP FOURTEEN EUPHEMISMS FOR "JUNK IN THE TRUNK"
#14 Jiggle in the Squiggle
#13 Buzz in the Fuzz
#12 Fire in the Tire
#11 Slack in the Crack
#10 Goose in the Caboose#9 Drum in the Bum
#8 Old Yeller in the Cellar
#7 Throttle in the Waddle
#6 Hiccup in the Pickup
#5 Sleazy in the Heazy
#4 Rewind in the Behind
#3 Vibratto in the Grotto
#2 Waggin' in the Dragon (or Draggin' in the Wagon)
and the number one euphemism is....
#1Fresh 'n' Fruity in the Root 'n' TootyHey, I just thought of one more. What about more Wrassle in the....
Nah. I better quit while I'm behind.
