I'll let the cat out of the bag early: tomorrow's big Top Ten list was going to be on Cartoon Theme Songs, AND, it was going to be audio. However, listenting to the nearly 100 candidates, I realized I had to break it up some, or I'd never be able to do a top ten list.So, getting an early jump, today I have the top Instrumental Cartoon themes. But before we get there, I thought I'd throw a sop to girls. You have to feel sorry for girls; their cartoons pretty much sucked. For example: She-Ra was pretty cool, until you realized she was an exact He-Man clone, except for breasts.[I apologize in advance for the sound. It was nearly impossible to find the tracks, they they had to play out of my crappy speakers into a phone, and then through a server and your speakers...]Anyway, the following are the Five Least-Awful Theme songs in Cartoons for Girls#5 My Little Pony - I loathed this show, but if I don't put it on I'll have angry sisters
#4 Strawberry Shortcake - Too bad we can't eat her
#3 Shirt Tales - I actually liked this one okay, but the theme song still sucks
#2 Rainbow Brite - Though he'll heatedly deny it, I once caught my brother Achmed watching this show. For real.
now the Top Five Cartoon Themes (Instrumental)Honorable Mention: Ren and Stimpy, Johnny Quest, Futurama#5 Batman - This sounds like The Matrix. I wonder if they copied?#4 King of the Hill - Very underrated theme. Should play this at weddings#3 Tom and Jerry - I hated Jerry#2 The Simpsons - I too am shocked this isn't #1. I should put the Itchy and Scratchy theme here too. Sigh. Maybe a week of Simpsons' songsand the #1 Cartoon Theme (Instrumental) of all time is.....#1 Loony Toons - When it comes right down to it, this is the best classical music in 40 yearsUp Tomorrow: the biggies: Cartoon songs you can sing to!#1 Jem - When it comes right down to it, she is truly amazing.
