#8
Hyperion: Why?
Izzy:
'Cause everyone is beautiful there
Hyperion: Even the men?
Izzy: Especially the men
#7
Izzy: It has a cool name, and has a line on the flag...I think (see for yourself)
#6
Hyperion: I'm shocked. Why?
Izzy: Because they have good movies and everyone else hates them
Hyperion: What's next?
Izzy: I don't know. There's not that many countries I actually like. You're going to have to make this a top five list instead of a top ten. [Editor's Note: We tried very hard to get to 10, but Izzy just couldn't do it.]
#5
Izzy: Because they have bangers and mash, and bad teeth.
Hyperion: I'm trying to think of a "Bangers" joke, but nothing's coming to me.
Izzy: I'm actually British. I was born there. I lived there for ten years.
#4 Australia
Izzy: Because they have all the cute animals, like Dingoes
Hyperion: Dingoes are vicious animals
Izzy: Yeah, but they are sooooo cute.
Hyperion: This explains your taste in men
Izzy: Shut up! (hits me)
#3
Izzy: Because they make all the good food
#2
Hyperion: I thought you hated all things Asian
Izzy: No way! I only hate one Asian, and that's because he's a terror. (The night-time cook is a rough customer)
Hyperion: Why
Izzy: Because I like
Hyperion:
Izzy: Yeah, but they built a man-made island, just for the airport.
[At this point, we should have been up to #3]
Hyperion: What else?
Izzy: I can't think of any. You asked me at the worst time. You have no idea how draining it is t work here. It just sucks all the ability out of me.
Hyperion: Okay: What's your very favorite country in the world?
Izzy: Uhhhhhhh….Oh, I got it!
#1 The
Hyperion: Why on Earth?
Izzy: Because they have so many names…and you can do a lot of drugs…that's probably why they have so many names. You're not going to put that, are you?
Hyperion: Of course not, Izzy. We'll just keep that between you and me.
Izzy: Good. I'd hate for people to think I'm just some spazz who likes drugs.
Hyperion: I'd worry more that people might think you hate everyone. What about South America?
Izzy: I don't like any countries in
Hyperion: Did you have a bad experience with a "Pedro"?
Izzy: (laughing) No, all good experiences, they're (
Hyperion: What about
Izzy: I've never been there. I don't know enough about them to say.
Hyperion: What about
Izzy: (voice low, to make sure no one around hears) Not the biggest fan
There you have it
