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#9 Gene Hackman - Monroe "Eagle" Cole (WELCOME TO MOOSEPORT) - When you're rooting for Ray Romano, you know the other guy is a jackass.
#7 Donald Pleasance - Unnamed (ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK) - An island of hardened criminals who hold the country hostage? And the president is scared of them? Why? THEY'RE HIS PEOPLE! #6 Ronny Cox - Jack Neil (MURDER AT 1600) - Why would Diane Lane risk her life for him? #5 Gene Hackman - Alan Richmond (ABSOLUTE POWER) - How many of these characters has Hackman played? I'm more and more thinking Gene might actually be Evil. #4 Billy Bob Thornton - Unnamed (LOVE ACTUALLY) - How dare he try to kiss Natalie? I heart Natalie! As Roger Ebert put it: the lechery of Clinton with the moral complacency of Bush. #3 Bill Pullman - Thomas Whitmore (INDEPENDENCE DAY) - Biggest wuss ever. No way is Bill Pullman ever getting elected. For Tengri's sake, he can't even lie to his own wife! What kind of president is that? #2 Jack Nicholson - James Dale (MARS ATTACKS) - "I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad." Uh, yes it is. #1 Gregory Itzin - Charles Logan (24) - So evil his wife ended up stabbing him. What more can you say?