I was talking to someone yesterday, and somehow it came up that she had a Jello butt.
Anyway, the person I was speaking to did not like being called Jello Butt, whereas I tried to impress upon the person how much of a complement it was.
Okay, maybe not so persuasively, as a five minute fight ensued. But it got me to thinking, "Is 'Junk in the Trunk' the only rhyming euphemism for what we're talkinga about?" I think not.So, I set to coming up with a list, and, being me, ranking that list. (I also came up with a LOT of pictures, but for decorum's sake, I'm only posting a couple.) Remember, we're going to descriptive rhyming terms that describe that certain.....stature and movement one admires so much in the Women's Movement."And without further ado, I present the
Anyway, the person I was speaking to did not like being called Jello Butt, whereas I tried to impress upon the person how much of a complement it was.
Okay, maybe not so persuasively, as a five minute fight ensued. But it got me to thinking, "Is 'Junk in the Trunk' the only rhyming euphemism for what we're talkinga about?" I think not.So, I set to coming up with a list, and, being me, ranking that list. (I also came up with a LOT of pictures, but for decorum's sake, I'm only posting a couple.) Remember, we're going to descriptive rhyming terms that describe that certain.....stature and movement one admires so much in the Women's Movement."And without further ado, I present the
TOP FOURTEEN EUPHEMISMS FOR "JUNK IN THE TRUNK"
#14 Jiggle in the Squiggle#13 Buzz in the Fuzz#12 Fire in the Tire#11 Slack in the Crack#10 Goose in the Caboose#9 Drum in the Bum#8 Old Yeller in the Cellar#7 Throttle in the Waddle#6 Hiccup in the Pickup#5 Sleazy in the Heazy#4 Rewind in the Behind#3 Vibratto in the Grotto#2 Waggin' in the Dragon (or Draggin' in the Wagon)and the number one euphemism is....#1Fresh 'n' Fruity in the Root 'n' TootyHey, I just thought of one more. What about more Wrassle in the....Nah. I better quit while I'm behind.
