Rawry feels left out

  

Rawry felt left out by yesterday's 31 Days of Rawr Anagrams, so I said he could do a list too.  These are what he came up with:

THE BEST ANAGRAMS OF "THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF RAWRY"

#5  
 - Know what's not so great in banana pudding? Stony Thyroid Vanilla Wayfarers

#4  Testy Hoary Dwarf Irony - Not sure if Dwarf Irony means a small amount of irony or if it dwarfs regular irony

#3  
 - This sounds like an Ohio State Fair 4-H project run amok.

#2  Rowdy Stony Fairy Heart - Oh, the complicated paradox of the heart of a fairy - rowdy, yet stony, too.  Will anyone tame her?

and the number one Anagram for "Thirty-one Days of RAWRY" is.....

#1  Horny Tasty Rowed Fairy - our third "fairy" entry (I think we're learning something about Rawry), and a horny tasty fairy at that! I asked Rawry what the "rowed" meant and he made this obscene cowboy gesture, which just goes to show you that A) Rawry can't spell very well and B) hide your women, children and fairies when Rawry's out and about - for soon he'll be comin' down your rowed!

Hyperion (Pony Heir)

& Rawry (Ywarr!)

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Anagram Warr

THE BEST ANAGRAMS I COULD COME UP WITH USING "THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF RAWR"

#16  Hairy Dotty Forewarns - I'm not sure how many friends "Hairy Dotty" has, but when she speaks, you damn-well better listen!

#15  Shitty Donor Wayfarer - I'm pretty sure this guy has dated one (or more) of my Exes; what that says about me I don't know.

#14  Shanty Firewood Tarry - What this hotel needs is a shanty firewood tarry-cloth robe!

#11 (tie)  Warrantied Frothy Soy     Eastward Frothy Irony        Newsy Frothy Radiator - I couldn't decide between these three, but Frothy Irony would make a great drink name.

#10  Thy Frontier Roadways  - Who suddenly got a mad hunger to play the ol' Oregon Trail computer game?

9  Showy Retardation Fry - Speakin' of mad hunger, I'd think twice before chowing down on these dudes, ketchup or not.

#8  Often Worthy Disarray - If this was an inner-city home it would be often worthy disarray-ray.

#7  Hooray Tawny Drifters - I sure hope that's not the AFLAC Duck, or I ain't believin' in nothin' no more!

#6  Shadowy Fairy Torrent - A ballet fairy and a waterfall - is there anything more sinister?

#3 (tie)  Nifty Arrowhead  Story    Tiny Frosty Arrowhead       Forty Tiny Arrowheads - All three of these conjure short-story ideas. If only I wasn't so lazy I'd write them!

#2  Throaty Fairy Wonders - Would make the best gay band name ever.

and the number one Anagram of Thirty-One Days of Rawr! is .....

#1  Swarthy Fiery Tornado - This looks like a public service ad for acid reflux disease: "This is your intestine.....this is your intestine after Taco Bell.....any questions?"

Hyperion 

(or Honey Rip, if you prefer)

Thanks to Jadriana for help with pictures

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Vampires, Ghosts and Zombies

[Back in 2005 I put out the call for scary-movie lists and my friend Ajax (who's since passed) sent me not one but three lists.  To honor him I thought I would reprint his lists. The links all go to Amazon.com, and if you buy anything they send me a shiny nickel.  -Hyperion]

TOP TEN VAMPIRE MOVIES

10. Lost Boys

9. Dracula (1992)

8. John Carpenter's Vampires

7. Blade

6. Once Bitten

5. From Dusk Til Dawn

4. Nosferatu (1922)

3. Underworld

2. Fright Night

1. Near Dark

Hyperion's note: there is one Vampire movie (which I will be reviewing next week) that I think would have topped Ajax's list if he'd lived long enough to see it. I would have paid money to see Twilight with him, just to witness his anguish. 

TOP TEN GHOST MOVIES

10. 13 Ghosts

9. Ghost

8. Frighteners

7. Sixth Sense

6. Ghostbusters

5. Beetlejuice

4. Topper

3. The Others

2. Scrooged

1. White Noise

Hyperion's Note - I wasn't allowed to see Ghostbusters or Beetlejuice as a kid, and to this day I have honored that parental decree

TOP TEN ZOMBIE MOVIES

10. Army Of Darkness 

9. Bubba Ho-Tep

8. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

7. Dead/Alive

6. Shaun of the Dead

5. The Serpent and the Rainbow

4. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

3. Friday the 13th, part II and onwards

2. Pet Sematary

1. Resident Evil

Hyperion's Note: Don't hate, but I just don't get the appeal of Zombies.  Maybe one day I'll learn. 

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