[Tracy, of Kaply Inc., was kind enough to help out during this tough week.
I asked her for a top ten list, and this is what she came up with….]
Well, you asked me for a top ten list. I normally don't make lists for anything other than groceries, and I only do it then because otherwise I am susceptible to the lure of the cheese, but after intense brain wracking, I gave up and sat down to watch the game.
No, not basketball, I hate basketball, it's baseball season, I watch baseball. The Sox beat the Rangers, 7 to 2, Opening Day and as I watched Trot Nixon smack the hell out of the ball, I thought to myself, I thought "Self, you oughta do one of them there top ten weird athlete names lists for Hyperion" because when I talk to myself, sometimes I'm a hillbilly.
And here it is.
Top Ten Weird Athlete Names, From Least Weird To Most, And When I Say Weird, I Ain't Kidding.
#10. Pokey Reese
#9.
Trot Nixon
#8. Pete LaCock
#7. Coco Crisp#6. Mookie Wilson#5. Baskerville Holmes#4. Candy Maldonado#3. Van Lingle Mungo#2. Majestic Mapp#1. Detlef Schrempf
