THE TOP SEVEN THINGS ABOUT PORTUGUESE WOMEN
#7 Some of the greatest cooks on Earth
#6 They can be very loud
#5 Dark Wavy hair
#4 Exotic Skin
#3 Did we say….passionate?
#2 Fiery Tempers. (Seriously: you all know how long I’ve been looking for a woman who might get angry enough to stab me. You know the saying, “a homicidal woman is hard to find.” Thank God for Portuguese Chicks.)
and the number one thing about Portuguese Women
#1 Curves, Curves and more Curves (three words: Boo Ty Licious)
