Today’s top ten list is a little different, in that we have dwarf names.
Disney practically ruined the metaphor of the Dwarves when he gave them personalities, but they did have cool names. Anyway, I hope you enjoy these, and feel free to send in your own if you think of some categories. The lists are meant to be read aloud 7-1 kinda fast, like you’d say the original dwarves.
ALTERNATIVE DWARVES
Old Dwarves#7 Shrively#6 Crinkly#5 Pruney#4 Crotchety#3 Wrinkly#2 Crusty#1 In-My-Day (“In my day, we had to walk in the snow, up hill, both ways….”)
Whiter-than-white Dwarves#7 Clubby#6 Cliquey#5 Caddy#4 Honky#3 WASPy#2 Uptighty#1 the “Man”
Ghetto Dwarves#7 Nappy#6 Rappy#5 Shorty#4 Snappy#3 Jiggy#2 Lil’ G#1 Baby Pappy
