Today we look at Movie Beards. This is a potentially HUGE category, and I’ve wasted too much time as it is.
Therefore, I don’t claim to have the exhaustive list, but I think it’s pretty good.
#10 Tom Hanks (CASTAWAY) – Someday I’m going to do a top ten list of best inanimate objects, in honor of
#9 Pat Morita (KARATE KID) – To this day you’re unsure if he wanted to train Daniel or just get some cheap labor
#8 Kevin Smith (CLERKS) – “What you DON’T know about me can just about fill the
#7
#6 Clint Eastwood (THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES, et al) – A movie I’d like to see would be THE OUTLAW JOSEY (AND THE PUSSYCATS). Clint could still star!
#5 Samuel Jackson (PULP FICTION) – Does anyone know how to stencil on a wallet?
#4 Ian McKellan (LORD OF THE RINGS) – I prefer the Grey slightly, but both are good.
#3 Brad Pitt (LEGENDS OF THE FALL) – It was his image in this movie that made me want to have long hair. Already had the beard.
#2 Charlton Heston (THE TEN COMMANDMENTS) – I heard if you become Episcopal you only have to follow 8 Commandments, and you get to choose which!
And the number one Movie Beard….
#1 Edmund Gwenn (MIRACLE ON
